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# would you like the master list?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# nope I want
the upload codez
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# *gives*
*hidez*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# not really
(MasterOfStoats, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# in disguise(ish):

ayrton senna = tenner
deep sea diver = fiver
a few bob = a couple of pounds
maggie = one pound (brassy and think they're a sovreign, apparently)
squid = a quid
jackson five = fiver
paul mckenna = tenner
ton = £100
bin lid = a quid
pony = £25
wedge = money
Huckleberry Hound = pound
plum = £100,000
pavarotti - tenner (tenor)
taxi driver = fiver
monkey = £500
bread = money
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Almost half of those
aren't rhymes.

Woo anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# yeah, well...
...yeah...

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# pony = 25
from "pony hive", which is where ponies breed in their special vats of honey and blossom.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# A pony in rhyming slang is a poo
Comes from "Pony and trap" = crap
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# some of those don't count
and i was taught that dustbin lid was 'yid'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# well you had a racist teacher
you racist you

though I was always told it was 'front wheel skid' for yid.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# hahah
there was a page in ronnie barker's 'porridge book of rhyming slang' that had all the racial slurs on it

full moon - coon
spotty dog - wog
dustbin lid - yid
i forget the rest

it was a great book
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# two deep-seas for an ayrton
is what they say down the rub-a-dub
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:44, archived)