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# come to america
not only are there attractive ethnic ladies, they're all more or less dumb enough to sleep with you

(not you as in you personally, just the general you)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# haha
cool, I'll dump my girlfriend and be right over, I'm sure she'll understand :)

actually, I did sleep with two attractive girls of asian origin last year (separately, and pre-girlfriend mind you). it wasn't bad, but not, like, a massive eye-opening experience. it's all winkies in fannies at the end of the day
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# pretty much
last summer i learned that russian girls can't kiss worth a damn

that's about the extent of my "ethnic" experience
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# estonian russian hookers in tallin take it up the gary
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# roger in the gary?
*dreams*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# there's something quite wrong with that statement
and I can't quite put my finger on it

which is probably for the best :)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# I mentioned my theory to my cousin,
and her experiences confirm mine: Republicans have no idea what good sex is. I've had more fun alone.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# this is true x100,000
that's why there's so goddamn many of them, they don't have any use for condoms and birth control
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:41, archived)