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[challenge entry] I did a compo
but it's rather NSFW if you know what I mean.

aaaaah....sometimes searching for source pics is rather pleasant :)

From the You're Having a Giraffe challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:11, archived)
# is she from bristol? i'd make a sexy comment here
but after being in various asian states they do nowt for me anymore
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
# ahhhh, they still do it for me :)
and I doubt she's from bristol...I grew up there and never once saw an attractive lady of any ethnic persuasion whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:16, archived)
# come to america
not only are there attractive ethnic ladies, they're all more or less dumb enough to sleep with you

(not you as in you personally, just the general you)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# haha
cool, I'll dump my girlfriend and be right over, I'm sure she'll understand :)

actually, I did sleep with two attractive girls of asian origin last year (separately, and pre-girlfriend mind you). it wasn't bad, but not, like, a massive eye-opening experience. it's all winkies in fannies at the end of the day
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# pretty much
last summer i learned that russian girls can't kiss worth a damn

that's about the extent of my "ethnic" experience
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# estonian russian hookers in tallin take it up the gary
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# roger in the gary?
*dreams*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# there's something quite wrong with that statement
and I can't quite put my finger on it

which is probably for the best :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# I mentioned my theory to my cousin,
and her experiences confirm mine: Republicans have no idea what good sex is. I've had more fun alone.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# this is true x100,000
that's why there's so goddamn many of them, they don't have any use for condoms and birth control
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
#
of any ethnic persuasion

not true, but there is a low voume of attractive women who aren't students here
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# ^
I'd rather wank
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# is toby you?
EDIT: yes it is

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# yus

(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# The other week
I was googling for "school boy penis", as bad as this looks at face value I was actually searching for something quite innocent.

It was only afterwards that I realised how it is going to look in my google history.


(Marwood, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# *tells Daily Mail on you*
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:40, archived)
# I like it.
I was thinking along the lines of the Bristol Rovers and Bristol City badges. But I thought no-one would get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:47, archived)