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# 'Under the posts' - Red Hot Chilli Kittens
Sometimes I feel
Like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel
Like my only friend
Is the website I live on
The home of the kittens
Earsocks and badgers
'Woo yay' we will cry

My hard drive is filling
Flash is my companion
I 'shop lots of furtives
He's one of the clan
Hugo and Spacefish
Fat Boab and The Bear
No they'll never frontpage
You know that's a lie

Newbies we all know
Say 'B....3....T....A'
Posting on b3ta
post all of the day

It's hard to believe
That Fnord's always on there
It's hard to believe
That he's never alone
At least there's the Kaiser
His bulbs flash with frenzy
Zog's 'shopped a Domo
'Woo yay' we will cry

Newbies we all know
Say 'B....3....T....A'
Posting on b3ta
post all of the day

Under the posts down spaz
Is where I drew some stuff
Under the posts down spaz
They can't get enough
Under the posts down spaz
Penguins drawn with love
Under the posts down spaz
I’ve ’Shopped my life away
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# a triumph...
u are such a cunning linguist!
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Herald or Vitesse ?


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Dolomite
so :-P
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# hehehe
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Yeah! Yeah!
Wooooooooooow Woooooooooooow Arrrrr yeah, i say hell yeah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# WYH
But isn't it "spazz" with 2 Zs?

Thread Derailed, Railtrack warned.

Human: Show us your tits.
G.Bot: Look to you left.

Human: They're not there...
G.Bot: Do you think they ever could be?

Human: How deep is your love?
G.Bot: Very deep, and cold too.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I just had this conversation
Human: do you want it?
G. Bot: If I had it what would I do with it?

Human: put it in you
G. Bot: OK I will put it there.

She's a SLUT!
(Mattyboy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# awww
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)