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# pfft :)
I like to think of myself sitting on the shelf next to the own-brand jaffa cakes and cereals.

I feel that would be a good place to be in life.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# own brand jaffa cakes?!
don't blaspheme!
also, you'd look good next to the eclairs and cream buns
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# is that rhyming slang for something?
/confused by compo blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Huns
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# It's a very, very extreme opinion
but, if you go for the own-brand jaffa cakes, you'll get at least 3, or 4 times as many for the same price and, they'll be of almost equal quality.

It's one of life's secrets, which you can learn in my new book "Own Brand Jaffa Cakes : How You Too, Can Get 3 Or 4 Times
As Many Jaffa Cakes For The Same Price"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# does that take into account the cost of your book?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# it's true
I bought 3x as many own brand jaffa cakes as I would have got for 1 portion packet of full fat brandname cakes

what's more, they really gave me the shits!

can't argue with that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Haha
or did you mean "They're the shit!" or is that the same thing?

Modern slang confuses me, and makes me want to cry
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I ate too many of them
and they did a great escape

I was overcome by the quantity vs price of the jaffa cakes, I thought I could handle it man

but sadly, I could not and they all escaped the only way they could
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:24, archived)