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# too late for the compo

but i saw this winning combination in an old photography manual from the 80s and i couldnt resist
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Sat 5 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# that'll be game, set and collapse, then
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 23:45, archived)
# HAH! Priceless
You must have guffawed when you opened that page!
*edit* See what b3ta does to you tho!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Arf!
The pic on the left looks like two outstretched legs of a man with two cocks.

Fin.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 5 May 2007, 23:49, archived)
# one of what you're drinking

please
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 23:51, archived)
# 2 quadruple scotches and 2 pairs of pints for Oh Shit!
/Withnail and I blog as it was on last night

on the scotch right now actually
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 5 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# i have a heart condition, if you hit me it's murder
*edit*

we want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Perfumed ponce!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# haha! damn i wish my copy wasn't 300 miles away
i so need to watch it!
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:02, archived)
# scrubbers
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# i mean to have you boy
even if it must be burglary
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# 300 miles?! Where in the name of shitting wankdom are you?
It was on film4 last night so I stuck the DVD on to get the effect but none of the ads.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
# i'm in sorry
and my doovda is on the isle of fuck all up north
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Get the cunt back!
Anyway, on that note, I'm on a mate's comp so should probably head off now. Have a great one all unless I get back on!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:10, archived)
# let me know if you get back on so i can revert from having a great one

to having a shit one again. :)
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Aha, You are speaking of
diphallic terata. I wish I had two cocks. Added together, they might make as many inches as other boys then.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 5 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Ahhhh
Then you may be able to explain the condition of Spider from Mighty Boosh...with his 8 cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 5 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Easy
Quadruple diphallic terata.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 5 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# on the rocks, please
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# hahaha
fanta stick
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 5 May 2007, 23:54, archived)