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# You shall will teh exanins!
On another note: THE BITCH!

Just saw the woman what lives in one of the flats opposite.
She opened the door, found a load of junk mail,
so just threw it into the middle of the street!

EDIT: I love the textures on that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:17, archived)
# The 'security' for my apartment block
lets in dirty leafleters with netto carrier bags full of menus for places like 'kebabish' and 'texas fried chicken'.

I open the door and throw them into the corridor so the cleaner (who I pay for with my service charge) complains enough for security to stop letting them in.

The end.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Hear, hear.
Make the job intolerable by being routinely abusive to cold callers and junk deliverymen. That way they'll quit, it'll be harder to hire them and we eventually will get less call centres and a better average standard of living.

Fucking parasites.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:23, archived)
# I honestly wouldn't mind
But they come every fucking day. The same leaflets. I have never ordered anything from them yet they post 5 a day. :(

I am fairly nice to everyone else mind. Honest.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Although the people working in the call centres will be abused for trying to make a living
and will have trouble finding a better paying jobs.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:24, archived)
# This is a common argument,
but if I chose to work in a vivisection plant I'd get abuse. They deserve it. Cold calling is wrong and socially unacceptable. if you choose to do it then you have to accept abuse.

It's not like they are traffic wardens or tax men, they are just fucking parasites and the worse it is to work there the less people will go for those jobs, the higher the cost of direct marketing will become and the less efficient it will be.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# They can't get through the gates to my front
door so that solves a lot ( solves me taking their faces for a trip round the gravel ) but I also registered with the mailing preference service and went to see the local postmaster telling him that evry piece of litter his postie puts in my box is going back in the post box ( as I always used to do ) because they have to return it to sender and it costs both the post office and the sender. I get zero spam mail and zero cold calls.

Edit:// that's here up North of course. I have not got a chance at the London flat where there can be 30 pizza boys a day vying for my telephone trade with their spam. Next time I'm there and not working I think I shall stage a vigil at the door.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Likewise.
I find 'return to sender, unknown at this address' stops all further mail, although the RPS isn't working so well at this house as it has elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:29, archived)
# I wonder if every state has a kind of fried chicken
I saw a takeaway "louisiana fried chicken" once

I'd be most happy to see "Alaskan Fried Chicken" and "Random Invaded Country Fried Chicken"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:23, archived)
# these
am the rules
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:37, archived)
# I think that i applaud the woman across the street.
The wankers whop are putting litter in her house should have it displayed where they can be prosecuted for littering.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Pick it up
and post it back later tonight.

Either that or grass her up to the council.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# or.....
go to your local chippie, or chinese etc. Normally they have loads and loads of flyers etc on the counter (they do in Swansea anyroads). Grab a handfull, then with her mail post it back through her letterbox tonight. If she does the same tomorrow, then repeat until she's literally receiving a bag full by the end of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:28, archived)