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# dead, hence ghost
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# the one i liked most
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# *has a piece of toast*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *reaches for the mind mop*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *reach arounds*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I'd rather have some toast

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# You can have some of mine if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# oh oh!
me too, can I have some toats, please.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Yup
You can have butter, marmit, peanut butter (chunky) or an amalgam of any of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# may I have some peanut butter on toats please?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I'd like some butter on my toats
I don't want varmits or amalgam, thank you

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# once again
i'm reminded of the fact that i need to buy a toatser
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# don't you have a grills?
as an emergency solution?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# nope..
i have an electric stove (2 burners) and thats about the best i've got

oh and a foreman grill but i don't like my toats crushed
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# that foreman is far too strong for such things as delicate toats
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# i pity da fool
who thinks he can toats on a foreman grill!

edit: i am now attempting to make my toats in a frying pan. i'm being careful not to get a pan owie.
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# cor
you is punk rock, dude!

dry pan no fry toats!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Heh, I wasn't looking at what I was typing
You can all have whatever, you know where the kitchen is
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# :D
yay!

*captain wow's kitchen tiem!*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# *bums against the fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I did not expect a spectre!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *punches* It's SpecTOR, bitch.
*goes to get gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# no it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# they don't even exist....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# *is pissing about*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Not in English is isn't
You're thinking of gun-toting music producer Phil.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Oh never fucking mind.
Yes. Yes I am. Bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# oh dear
it seems that I've left my brain in neutral... I even made the Phil connection & still missed your joke completely.

*spangs self with heavy cast-iron spanging pan*


Roll on the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# yes, it is
but you forgot the tat in the middle
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I ain't afraid of no host!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)