why would he be offering a used sanitary towel?
now you're just being silly :)
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:44,
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Because he's a
Durrty Twunt like me ;)
Top Shop mate!
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Monty Propps,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:46,
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