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# I was watching a show on nuns and stuff and they where saying that they where married to jesus,
but isn't jesus dead?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 May 2007, 7:57, archived)
# i saw a sign in oz
"Jesus loves you and there is nothing you can do about it"
scary rapist jesus
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 May 2007, 7:58, archived)
# Surprise zombie bum sex
*picks parts out*
Worse than lepers I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 May 2007, 8:06, archived)
# keep the tip
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Sat 12 May 2007, 8:17, archived)
# Someone got a lobster fork?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 May 2007, 8:27, archived)
# Well buttered already!
Bonus!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 12 May 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Word to the wise:
My imaginary friend is going to hurt you real bad if you don't do exactly what he says.
He loves you very much, my imaginary friend, but he's a bit of a stalker, if he can't have you, no one can: you'll BURN!

My imaginary friend is a very powerful guy...
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 12 May 2007, 8:23, archived)