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# Well, if we're pearoasting...
Compo entry from v late last night, complete with rude hidden messages... a cap doffing to those that work them all out.

(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I'm wondering
can a horse play a trumpet?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
#
dont think it has the lips for it. However if the trumpet mouth piece was larger im sure they probably could.
Cause they do that neighy thing where they show their teeth.

unless they are horny
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# If you attached bagpipes to a cow's arsehole...
...and made the connection airtight, would the cow eventually generate enough gas to play the pipes?

And then, if you didn't remove the connection, which would explode first - the pipes or the cow?
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# surely the pipes have an overflow valve thingy
or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# What if you taped that up?
Eh? Eh?
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Red deer can play them
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(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# 'work them out'?
I'm ris-ing at the whole thing!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# me too
are we meant to be able to speak greek, or are they meant to say naughty things when we pronounce the greek letters, e.g poo from (Pi)oo in the corner of the little boys thing
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Work out what the font is
and proceed accordingly
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# is greek a font?
im not sure i type enough greek to be familiar with how the letters look in different fonts
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# It's not a greek font
It's a font most people that post here probably have.
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# symbol?
which was designed to be used in place of greek but has too many characters
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# no, it's a language or in this case, an alphabet
"custard tits"
"cunt flaps".
"suck my balls"
etc.

although what the fuck "sigma iota xi" is meant to be, I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ah so i was right with the pi-oo poo thing
fuck off
suck my balls
minge seepage
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I was thinking
the lol was in the fact that gypsies live behind all Aldi stores.
(I helped save b3ta! dannerz mm ice tea, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# ki egw exw katevei sto xwrio!!
LOL!!!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# no
(Northern Lovely, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Aldi sell foriegn knockoff stuff at cheap prices
So you can buy russian peanut butter for a quarter of the the price of regular peanut butter.

These are Aldi top trumps cards.

I think
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# You is correct
Had this horrible feeling that the whole thing made no sense to anyone.
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# *wins at life*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# You realise we all now assume
that you live on Russian peanut butter, no?
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# What?!
That's wank that is.
(Northern Lovely, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# We've seen so much worse
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I know :(
(Northern Lovely, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# you are correct.
this is industrial strength wank.

edit: I guess that's a little harsh, it's an okay idea. not so badly done.

*begrudges*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# WTF
(Northern Lovely, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# that boy has stumps for hands
so the cards must be stamples to teh fingerless fleshy protrusions....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Me and hands don't get on
The original pic didn't have hands, so I had to magic one up meself. I did bad job.
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:23, archived)