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# i'd rather lick her than eat her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# which bit(s)?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# i'd onion her bhaji that's for sure
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:03, archived)
# i'd...umm...do her!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha ooh matron!
i wouldn't mind penetrating her vagina with my phallus!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# i just can't seem to work out this joke
what's the innuendo implying??
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# I'll tell you when you're older
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# but i'm peter pan
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# best get a good book then
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Calm down young sir.
You couldn't get your hole in a brothel with a £50 note stuck out of your ear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# yeah i know haha
maybe in a couple of years

well, one.

i'm 15 soon.

but still...i'm not sure where my point is...
*looks down*
oh, there it is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I'd go for the whole buffet.
I think she's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# She is a bit gorgeous.
*nods sagely*

If I had kids with her they'd be gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:03, archived)
# They'd be
fricken famous that's for sure. I'd have to oversee the whole project though, just for the good of science of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Any shouts of 'GO ON CAPTAIN' will be greatly appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Go on moi cap'n!
</west countyr blog>

P.s. I thought originally that the "go" in the accent in question would be better represented by "goo" but the words "goo on my captain" gave different images than I was going for.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Don't goo on the captain.
Manwife will be most annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Ahh, indignant boyfriends.
met a few of them. Never met one that put me off yet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Still, no gooing on me.
We've worked out that grabbing is alright though, after the last meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Oh that's all in my past miss.
I'm barely allowed out without a blindfold, gimp gag and boxing gloves these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# yoo know those wheeze laughs that make you unable to breathe?
i just had one of those
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# *pats back*
*pats lower*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# indeed
she is absolutely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# who is she then?
/clueless foreign bint
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Shilpa Shetty
Shipla Poppadom or 'The Indian' If you're Jade Goody or her toothless, pointless, chavscum dog of a 'mother'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I thought it might be her...
but wasn't sure..thankee Captain =)
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I've seen her sister's mimsy*



*not the only one
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# She's got more than one mimsy?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:27, archived)