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# everybody sing.....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# ahhh thank god
you didn't have anything to do with the albert hall

god bless the original lyrics =]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# hardly original
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Never heard that version
It doesn't scan, either.


'cos Hitler, has only got one ball!
The other, is in the Albert Hall.
'cos his mother (The dirty bugger!)
chopped it off when he was small!
Th' army, shot it into a tree!
th' navy, shot it out to sea!
Where the fishes
Got out their dishes;
And had scallops, and bollocks
for teeaaaa
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# i have heard parts of that
the one i posted is sometimes porceeded like:
up jumped the colnels son
the cheeks of his arse went bang
and blew his balls off a thousand miles away
knackers in the new cut hay
knackers like chinese crackers
were blown for millions
of miles away......
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# f*cking Brilliant!!!!
....:)
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:04, archived)