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# pffft
you know when you have laser surgery you can smell your own eyeballs burning?

/now has perfect eyesight blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Mrs Saver said the same
I can't have it done - booo

bloody high intra-ocular pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# sorry to hear that - on the one hand it is a deeply unpleasant procedure
but I fucking love the results
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I probably couldn't have it done either
Eyesight's deteriorating so quickly I'd have to have it done again next year...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# mrs thors mum had it done at the beggining of the year
she's worn glasses for the best part of 40 years

her eyes are perfect now
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I've only just stopped having
abslutely perfect eyesight. I think I'll just put up with remembering to wear my glasses to watch telly occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# That sounds horrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# oh it was
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# were you quite blind then?
I'm -1.5 so I don't think they can do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I was well blind
astigmatism as well...didn't think they could do it for me either
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# *snort*
-1.5? I'm -6.25 in my right eye!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# that's what's so annoying
if it's only a bit wonky they can't fix it!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Euergh!
Am thinking about getting mine laser-fried soon, as my contact lenses have an annoying habit of falling out onto dirty surfaces.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# If only someone would invent
lenses which couldn't fall out because they were held onto your face by like wires or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:44, archived)