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# HOT MERCURY ACTION!


I was walking along the street the other day when this bald-headed journalist came up and accused my corridor of being a cult. 'A CULT?', I replied
so incredulously, that my sunglasses nearly fell off my nose and my Tom Cruise hair nearly got ruffled. I decided that reasonable argumentative tactics
just wouldn't work this time, so I stormed off in a huff. Later, I could be seen creeping around under bushes throwing pornography at old people.
Why, you ask? You're not allowed to ask. You're a corridor
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# heheheh
Vunderbar
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# that man was very sinister
I'd have punched him hard in his culty face
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# "Tom Clone's Guide To How To Win At Arguments"
"Chapter 2: The Art Of Not Stopping Talking

If you ever stop talking, other people may have a chance to say to you any of the following things...

1) valid arguments
2) critical points
3) words

Never stop talking, otherwise YOU LOSE!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# he didn't even breathe between words
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# He was like
a creepy version of Agent Smith, always appearing all over the place, talking like a robot, pissing on tramps etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# that's what I said to the missus
searching for aged rent boys to "investigate"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# show him your spoons
and shout "MY FUCKING SPOONS?!?!? DO YOU GET IT ?? EH?? SPOOOOONS"

he would have no retort for this display of spoon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# I find
sheer bemusement and bizzarity to be the key to winning most arguments
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# yes
that will win

nothing beats sheer insanity :D

not even 4 or more aces
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# It's funny...
...because it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# you should just get your balls out
works in all situations.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# even when leaning over a running meat grinder with all your weight balanced on a greasy surface?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# that's the best time of all!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# and a bat?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# was he actually bald?
or merely closely shaven?
if the former you should deffinatly squeeze lemon juice on his head and dance around him singing abba songs backwards in hebrew.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Pfft
S'funny cos I find the Internet gets smaller everyday. Well, the bits I find useful/good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# that's because they are deleting your favourite bits
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# the bounders!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*Clicky* Woo *Clicky* Woo
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:01, archived)