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# Use a straw
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# or
yoo could put them in a funnel and let them drop into your mouth as yoo pour them in from some kind of sachel.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# or
put a small explosive charge at the base of the pea pile, then just stand in close promimity with your mouth wide open, messy, but you'll probably get more in there than you would using a fork
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# or
hire a slave

and by 'hire' i mean spend money on a whip.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:09, archived)