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# if id known there was a league table for that i might have been a little more offensive
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Now's your chance...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# oh shut up and go fondle madeline some more
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I already have. I broke her hymen all over my dirty fingers
and buried her.... no, you know what, I've offended myself.


*Goes to fix the toilet*
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# ^too far
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# That's how it broke, yes.
The toilet that is.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# well exhume her and send her my way
ill warm her up a bit in the microwave
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Is she a Stoat ?
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 18 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# if i can fit it in
then who cares
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# this^
They can fist the whole league table up the popes lube crusted japs eye
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Ooooooh! We have a late contender here, Ladies and Gentlemen......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Normally the addition of "Gaping lube-encrusted"
adds 5 gross points to a sentence.

like "Last night I beat Jo Brand to death with a 14 inch vibrator before jaming my love muscle into her gaping lube-encrusted semi-necrotic face."
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# bloody hell
*hates self for laughing out loud*

Damn it! Everyones looking now...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Jo brand scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# *spluffs*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 18 May 2007, 15:47, archived)