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# That's a good idea.
My arse hurts, due to my pooter chair being made of GIT and WANKERY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Sounds like an Ikea chair
I belive mine was called Scrøtüm
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 20 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# *rubs coccyx*
Ow. And it's not height adjustable and my legs are too long for it and the backs not high enough and it's not padded enough and it's at the wrong angle.


*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Have you tried shouting at it?
Or my personal favourite: covering it wth a duvet then sitting on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 20 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Well it's got a folded pillow on.
Making it 0.07% more comfy.

And the duvet's going to be a hassle to get down here.

No, I think I'll be content to rub my bum, thank you though!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# ah
what you need to do is bat eyelids at parental units, pointing out how much having substandard office furniture is ruining your life, then point them at IKEA or wherever and wait for them to return with a £200 chair.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Never going to happen
I have considerably more disposable income than the rents- unfortunately it's all involved in buying a flat at the mo though. Damnit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:01, archived)
# bummer
nice idea tho
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Aye
I've got some argos vouchers, but I keep thinking I might need them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:05, archived)
# obviously not renting yourself out to the laydeez enough
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# They can't handle what I've got.
Or at least, that's the mantra I repeat before snuggling up to the one, thin, hotel pillow that smells of old vomit in my bare, £20 a night room.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *bursts into tears*
that's so...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 10:16, archived)