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# Aaaaaw
Why are you sad? Did your barbecue in Greenwich not turn out like it should?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# hehe
*runs back up north with burnt sausage on a stick*

no, it's men ,they're cunts. i think I'm going to be a lezzer now.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# *films*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:00, archived)
# *burns sausage*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# *hotdogs*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# *jumping frogs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# *puts fingers in ears*
la la la la la la la la la la la
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# *tickles under armpits*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# *giggles*
stoppit!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# ALBURQUERQUE!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# what do you get when you kiss a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# cooties
if the simpsons is to be believed
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# I dunno
but maybe i should find out before i decide to be a lezzer!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# *gets a boner*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Yeah yeah it the lot of us.
Every single one of us are cunts!

get back into the kitchen blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:04, archived)
# hehe
yes.

you should have realised this would happen when you gave us the vote!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# you've got the vote?
goddamnit, as for the foot massage below (v) i got proposed to once after giving a spontaneous foot massage in a pub.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:07, archived)
# It's ok
I can never be bothered to use it.
My pretty little head just can't handle hard stuff like politics ;)

*sniff* no one ever gives me a foot massage in the pub :(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:09, archived)
# makes sleep deprived promise to change that
if i ever make it to a meet

(did i mention i'm now training to be a physio?)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# :D
although I'm not sure about physios ... mine tends to just iflict pain and give me dull exercises to do at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:15, archived)
# we're trained in massage though
although the pain is good, it helps you heal, and lets us know what's wrong with you

do the exercises and you'll feel better (eventually)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# you can say those lines in your sleep, can't you?
eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# i dunno
i'm not sleeping (angry face)

*scary feet scary feet scary feet, the kid's awake*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I got given a reflexology kit for my birthday once
by someone whose only interaction with me ever was getting a foot massage at a party.

I looked it up. It's a massively overpriced kit for posh people that cost more than my combined family birthday gifts.

Guess it must have been ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Crikey, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# stingray what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# In the Thames?
stingray, stingray, diddle-er-dup der-dup!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I'm a man and I'm not always a cunt.
Sometimes I'm pleasant and caring.

Also I do a good line in foot massage and the noticing of new haircuts.

and I have a pierced tongue, which is apparently a good thing

so find one like me and grab it. If you can find one with slightly better cleaning habits you're onto a winner.

Failing that, I hope the lezzing works out for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Ooooh
you do sound like not a cunt. There's not much call for the noticing of haircuts with me, I've not had a trim for about 3 years.
The foot-massaging bit sounds good though. Well, that and the tongue thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:11, archived)
#
he's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# god it's all very confusing
all this!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Riverghost!
I'll pay you not to tell people that. I have enough trouble just hiding my hideous deformities.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Well you can pay me if you want
But there is a minor factor of your picture on the cover of this edition of Cunts Weekly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# gah!
I new that would come back to haunt me!

Edit: Paint only I'm afraid, and I bet nobody sees it down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# pfffffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# ta.
It was the most cuntish* picture of me I could find.

*only
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# yes
because running for charidee is just soooooooooo cuntish heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# it is the way I do it
run nearly all the way, then 5 yards from the finish line you stop, light up a fag and shout "fuck off" at the carity collectors then go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# the things we do to make up for having a small willy....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# the beemer cost more
but it was considerably less painful
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# hahaha
a beemer?
I thought you said you weren't a cunt! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# no no
i freely admit to being a cunt
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Oh right
sorry
I'm getting all confused!

To be honest I'm a cunt too.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# i think
mockingbird's not a cunt
i'm a cunt (but a nice one)(when sober)
you claim to be a cunt, but have no evidence to back it up.
think that's it for now (nod)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# aha! a handy reference guide!
*prints*
*sticks on wall of cubicle*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# small willy?
It's like a button mushroom with two underslung prunes.

On a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# prunes!
keep you regular

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *considers advertising*
*phones lonely hearts column*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:26, archived)