
Sometimes I'm pleasant and caring.
Also I do a good line in foot massage and the noticing of new haircuts.
and I have a pierced tongue, which is apparently a good thing
so find one like me and grab it. If you can find one with slightly better cleaning habits you're onto a winner.
Failing that, I hope the lezzing works out for you.
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Mon 21 May 2007, 9:05,
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Also I do a good line in foot massage and the noticing of new haircuts.
and I have a pierced tongue, which is apparently a good thing
so find one like me and grab it. If you can find one with slightly better cleaning habits you're onto a winner.
Failing that, I hope the lezzing works out for you.

you do sound like not a cunt. There's not much call for the noticing of haircuts with me, I've not had a trim for about 3 years.
The foot-massaging bit sounds good though. Well, that and the tongue thing.
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Mon 21 May 2007, 9:11,
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The foot-massaging bit sounds good though. Well, that and the tongue thing.

I'll pay you not to tell people that. I have enough trouble just hiding my hideous deformities.
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Mon 21 May 2007, 9:17,
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But there is a minor factor of your picture on the cover of this edition of Cunts Weekly.
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Mon 21 May 2007, 9:25,
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because running for charidee is just soooooooooo cuntish heh heh
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Mon 21 May 2007, 9:40,
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run nearly all the way, then 5 yards from the finish line you stop, light up a fag and shout "fuck off" at the carity collectors then go home.
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Mon 21 May 2007, 9:44,
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sorry
I'm getting all confused!
To be honest I'm a cunt too.
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Mon 21 May 2007, 9:30,
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I'm getting all confused!
To be honest I'm a cunt too.

mockingbird's not a cunt
i'm a cunt (but a nice one)(when sober)
you claim to be a cunt, but have no evidence to back it up.
think that's it for now (nod)
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Mon 21 May 2007, 9:33,
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i'm a cunt (but a nice one)(when sober)
you claim to be a cunt, but have no evidence to back it up.
think that's it for now (nod)

*prints*
*sticks on wall of cubicle*
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Mon 21 May 2007, 9:36,
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*sticks on wall of cubicle*