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# I'm a man and I'm not always a cunt.
Sometimes I'm pleasant and caring.

Also I do a good line in foot massage and the noticing of new haircuts.

and I have a pierced tongue, which is apparently a good thing

so find one like me and grab it. If you can find one with slightly better cleaning habits you're onto a winner.

Failing that, I hope the lezzing works out for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Ooooh
you do sound like not a cunt. There's not much call for the noticing of haircuts with me, I've not had a trim for about 3 years.
The foot-massaging bit sounds good though. Well, that and the tongue thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:11, archived)
#
he's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# god it's all very confusing
all this!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Riverghost!
I'll pay you not to tell people that. I have enough trouble just hiding my hideous deformities.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Well you can pay me if you want
But there is a minor factor of your picture on the cover of this edition of Cunts Weekly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# gah!
I new that would come back to haunt me!

Edit: Paint only I'm afraid, and I bet nobody sees it down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# pfffffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# ta.
It was the most cuntish* picture of me I could find.

*only
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# yes
because running for charidee is just soooooooooo cuntish heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# it is the way I do it
run nearly all the way, then 5 yards from the finish line you stop, light up a fag and shout "fuck off" at the carity collectors then go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# the things we do to make up for having a small willy....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# the beemer cost more
but it was considerably less painful
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# hahaha
a beemer?
I thought you said you weren't a cunt! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# no no
i freely admit to being a cunt
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Oh right
sorry
I'm getting all confused!

To be honest I'm a cunt too.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# i think
mockingbird's not a cunt
i'm a cunt (but a nice one)(when sober)
you claim to be a cunt, but have no evidence to back it up.
think that's it for now (nod)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# aha! a handy reference guide!
*prints*
*sticks on wall of cubicle*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# small willy?
It's like a button mushroom with two underslung prunes.

On a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# prunes!
keep you regular

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *considers advertising*
*phones lonely hearts column*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 9:26, archived)