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It is a sad world

that doesn't teach kids simple markup languages at school any more. :(

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

*sigh

html and php should be compulsory for under 5's

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

naaaah,

Wait until they're 7 for the PHP.

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

teach them brainfuck

and only that

that'll show 'em

bastards!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

+>>>>...

?

I hate BF. As I hate all programming languages and you.

/Shakespeare blog

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

yay!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

I have trouble with

Perl and sh fer gossake. How on earth can I get my head around BF?

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

I'd recommend some advanced chemical technology

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

Been there,

Done that.

(You are referring to drugs, aren't you? Just checking...)

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

should be 'thee'

/english student blog

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

1000000000th quarto edition

innit?

edit/ You may know more Shakey but I beat your nerd score. :p

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

yes

10 REM read the FAQ
20 GOTO 10
30 RUN*
40 NEW**

*just in case
** teh s3cr3t h1dd3n c0dez0rs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

this program does nothing for me!

*bursts into flames*

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:42, archived)