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# Wanna bet?
'actually lots of words rhyme with Zog... *cough*
but nobody will ever go back far enough in the archives to do ME a nice limerick. bastards.'

A fiendish young B3tan called Zog
Bought a nappy and coat for his dog
As he tried to truss it
and fasten the gusset
it filled up his hands with a log!

While I'm on a roll...

There is a young lad, Rob Manuel
Whose friends said he'd all go to Hell
This Internet l33ter
then started up B3ta
to make sure they joined him as well!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 4:59, archived)
# there was a young b3tan called Grinfish
his posts were often quite impish,
Late one night,
I challenged him to a fight,
only to find,
he was really rather wimpish.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 8:49, archived)
# she spends most of her time sat on b3ta
or watching repeats of blue peter,
I'm not talking 'bout Shep,
but our loving Pep,
who's nicer, and kinder and sweeter!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:08, archived)
# awww!
thankyouverymuch! I think i love you.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:14, archived)
# There is a young fellow called Mike
Who all of the ladies quite like.
He spends all his days
In a happpy-filled haze
While sniffing the seat of Pep's bike.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:36, archived)
# hmmm....
I would be a little frightened, were it not for the fact I am the only person i know who can't ride a bike, and therefore has none...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:37, archived)
# bugger
i only used your name cos the only other single-syllable girls names i could think of were - well, that was the only one. apart from steph, who is a slut i hate, and jane, who is a lovely girl i love.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:49, archived)
# I am flattered
that you thought of me.


last.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:54, archived)