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# it had been a heavy night for Emily.
She had spent the night ripping the heads off kittens so she could take photos of them for the B3ta message board.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:09, archived)
# but even though she posted a great picture
she didnt get a single wooyay.
people saw the picture and liked it, but didnt have anything to say about it

emily felt rejected
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:10, archived)
# And went to the guns and banjos shop.
But not for a banjo.

"Phase plasma rifle in the 40watt range", she said in an austrian accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:23, archived)
# "and if it can play
nice banjo-ish tunes as it fries people's brains into a bloodied pulp" she said "all the better"

She was a senstive girl, and had enjoyed the sweet music of a banjo from a young age.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:26, archived)
# The guy from gremlins, who was
working a the guns and banjos shop part time, looked up and said:

"You know your guns".

Emily started loading her gun.

"You can't do that", said the guy from gremlins.

"Wrong" said Emily, and shot him.

"OW! Why the fucksocks did you do that?" said the guy from gremlins, "That really hurt!"

"Sorry", said Emily, "finger slipped".
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:28, archived)
# all of a sudden she heard a noise
outside. The entire cast of the A Team had arrived in an armoured personell carrier they'd managed to fashion from an old cardboard box and some cheese...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:58, archived)
# "are you austrian?" asked the shopkeeper.
"no" replied emily.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:28, archived)