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# hehehe
as good inspiration as randimaginator
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:48, archived)
# i've been emailing the prostitutes there lately.
i ask them if they'll do all sorts of freaky, fucked-up shit and they almost always say "yes. my rates are $$ per hour." like a great herd of sex zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:51, archived)
# hmmm...
there's something decent about true professionals imo
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:53, archived)
# i have no quibble with prostitution.
i target the ones who seem to beg for monkey business - top-posters, spammers, ones who bitch about the other pros and the johns, etc.

i asked the 'sexy tv' one how much she'd charge me to watch her eat chili out of a homeless guy's shoes. she hasn't emailed me back yet, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:59, archived)
# the chili bit is an oldie.
friends of mine and i would sit around and try to think of ways to disgust one another. that scenario was one that stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:05, archived)
# I find myself thinking, not for the first time,
"wow, postbear must be REALLY bored".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:55, archived)
# heh, my secret is out!
i'm working right now and tabbing in and out of here and craigslist. bored? sort of, but also hopelessly in the grasp of the amateur study of the human condition.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:00, archived)
# Study of the human condition?
I've got spoilers, ask any time :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:01, archived)
# 'study of the h.c.' =, for me...
...our motives and behaviour surrounding our base needs, i.e food, sex, shelter and all that. i'm endlessly fascinated by the diversity of ways people can make me ick.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:04, archived)
# I just noticed your board sig :)
How's the abba working out for you? I've been listening to Tom Waits over the last couple of days. I just got an iPod and I've been loading iTunes up with all my cds.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:06, archived)
# it was a heavenly thirty-nine seconds.
i was playing some stuff on wrong speeds yesterday - at one point i had some glenn gould slowed down and then played some of the dialogue from freaks (the tod browning film) over top. "one of us! one of us!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:10, archived)
# tom waits!
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:26, archived)