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# i spend too much time looking at personal ads.
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inspired by this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:33, archived)
# hehehe
as good inspiration as randimaginator
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:48, archived)
# i've been emailing the prostitutes there lately.
i ask them if they'll do all sorts of freaky, fucked-up shit and they almost always say "yes. my rates are $$ per hour." like a great herd of sex zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:51, archived)
# hmmm...
there's something decent about true professionals imo
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:53, archived)
# i have no quibble with prostitution.
i target the ones who seem to beg for monkey business - top-posters, spammers, ones who bitch about the other pros and the johns, etc.

i asked the 'sexy tv' one how much she'd charge me to watch her eat chili out of a homeless guy's shoes. she hasn't emailed me back yet, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:59, archived)
# the chili bit is an oldie.
friends of mine and i would sit around and try to think of ways to disgust one another. that scenario was one that stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:05, archived)
# I find myself thinking, not for the first time,
"wow, postbear must be REALLY bored".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:55, archived)
# heh, my secret is out!
i'm working right now and tabbing in and out of here and craigslist. bored? sort of, but also hopelessly in the grasp of the amateur study of the human condition.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:00, archived)
# Study of the human condition?
I've got spoilers, ask any time :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:01, archived)
# 'study of the h.c.' =, for me...
...our motives and behaviour surrounding our base needs, i.e food, sex, shelter and all that. i'm endlessly fascinated by the diversity of ways people can make me ick.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:04, archived)
# I just noticed your board sig :)
How's the abba working out for you? I've been listening to Tom Waits over the last couple of days. I just got an iPod and I've been loading iTunes up with all my cds.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:06, archived)
# it was a heavenly thirty-nine seconds.
i was playing some stuff on wrong speeds yesterday - at one point i had some glenn gould slowed down and then played some of the dialogue from freaks (the tod browning film) over top. "one of us! one of us!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:10, archived)
# tom waits!
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:26, archived)
# I've still got a few "at the ball" pics for any more odd ones.
Previous fun
www.b3tards.com/u/7c82098adc87c1f1dee2/asboandthen.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/7c82098adc87c1f1dee2/oldenineteen2.jpg

And Woo & Would
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:59, archived)
# haha!
the 'collapsing brain' guy has posted again a few times. some of the people who post sex ads are so very particular, they're easy to spot. i have a few 'favourite' (that's not really the right word, but you know what i mean) posters on my local craigslist.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:02, archived)
# There's no "erotic services" subsection on ours
as far as I can see. I did find some under "personal services".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:04, archived)
# no erotic services section!?
where do you live, in eunuchville?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:07, archived)
# NJ
nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:14, archived)
# odd.
all four of the new jersey craigslists have erotic services sections from what i can see.

yes, i looked.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:18, archived)
# Heh
I looked at ours the other night, but I didn't spend very long to be honest. I'm insufficiently motivated :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:40, archived)
# like a moth to the flame am i drawn.
i tab in and out of there so much, i'm chafed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:48, archived)
# ah, new jersey

where in jew jersey?
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:31, archived)
# across from the green house.
and a little to the left.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:40, archived)
# Just down the road from Princeton
right off Route One
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:41, archived)
# my roommate is from right around princeton

what's the name of the town?
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:45, archived)
# Monmouth Junction
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:52, archived)
# thought maybe it would be one of the few i knew

sure it's nice there
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:54, archived)
# that's really the place name?!
no offense meant, but that sounds like a mouthful of sweatsocks. reminds me of a place a friend of mine went birdwatching.

me: "where did you go?"
him: "birdwatching trip."
me: "what fun! where?"
him: "sewage lagoon."
me: "...."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:57, archived)
# Repeats again, bloody typical.
Very odd and very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:03, archived)
# merci.
i'm fond of repeats, i won't ever watch a television programme i haven't seen before.

*impossibles*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:06, archived)
# Hell
airious . . . *get's out clicker* . . . *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:10, archived)
# thanks!
these are always better in my head. i don't have the skills or patience to make great images, so i just work until the joke is expressed like so much sour milk from the teats of the dead.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:12, archived)
# wow
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:35, archived)
# what, you want the dead babies to go hungry because everyone is too squeamish to milk their moms?
you savage.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:41, archived)