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# Captain Jack Sparrow gives me teh gay
Johnny Depp on the other hand is a strange looking man.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I was never in the 'Phwoar, Johnny Depp!' camp
...but I was pleasantly confused to find that Jack sparrow made me want to be a boy, so I could be gay for him, and wish I was a girl so he could be non-gay for me. And he didn't have a wife and happy family.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:58, archived)