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# WHy didn't they think of this sooner.....


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6699847.stm

Only with more of a 'snuff' theme.

yes yes i know, crappy slideshow animation, but i'm rubbish at this.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha
cooked in her own lard too, i expect
edit (delayed joke): they only got her on because she thought it was a show about doners
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# that's what the made the suet pasty from
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Endemol
Sounds like the name of a drug or a cure for constipation..

well they are full of shit

(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Yup


so they do......
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ha ha!
I knew it was true
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *ahem*
I think those are lungs, but never mind
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# No, no...
she was keeping those covered up, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Actually no they're not
www.waxy.org/archive/2002/05/31/dads_kid.shtml

They are rather nasty polycystic kidneys.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Dear god.
The slideshow idea worked fine for me.
By 'worked fine' I mean 'scarred me mentally for life and made me never want to eat a steak and kidney pie or even look at one ever again'

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I feel sick
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I have already been sick three times
and am now dry heaving and bringing up bile.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *grabs paper cup*
Don't waste it!
*licks lips*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# It's eating through the paper cup...
*feeds mockingbird bile with a teat pipette so as not to waste any*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# heh heh
"teat"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I know.
titter!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *uses as a piquant gravy to add to pie*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I feel poorly
and it's nearly dinner time.

(woo! for the pic though)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:42, archived)