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# Hey, look, I'm not here for your amusement
Don't think I'll be your muse
I'm just a lonely pigeon
You simply can't refuse
I'm not your sole discretion
I'm not your party piece
Don't think I'll shake those money makers
Just to secure your release

etc. etc.

/'Postin' Bail' blog
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# did you get any nice pressies mum?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Sex and videotapes*!


*dvds. Well, and lots of choccy
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# yay!
did you get smashed?
or is that a stupid question....
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Actually, I didn't!
I was pleasantly merry I suspect, but was content to simply enjoy the truly excellent company
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# nice.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:11, archived)
# if you go
to pigeon street

here are some people
that you might meet...
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# pigeon street
you just reminded me of the last episode of that I saw, they played football and a pigeon got hit by a ball

what a shite cartoon that was, surely a pigeon street would be covered in a layer of pigeon kak anyway
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Calm down!!
It's only a cartoon for under-fives!!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# AAAARRRGRGG!!!
*bursts into flames*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# ohh quick!!
some some sausages and sticks!!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Don't get too close!!
You'll scorch!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# i'm fine.
*smoulders*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# sausage tiem!
:D
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# yeah!
*rips trousers off*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# O_O
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# O_-
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# where'd your eye go?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# baking powder FTW
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# haha
that's cruelty!

not cruel however, is to lop their heads of, rip their feathers out and plonk them in a metal bucket and slowly broil them in their own fluids
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# that's not cruel
that's hobo pie surprise!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# whats the surprise?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# that'd be tellin'!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# yes.......
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# hobo pie :D
with city hobo pie and country hobo pie

the difference being the amount of diesel in the pigeon
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Stop the Pigeon!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:04, archived)