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# Money saving tips 101 with Mockingbird:
Number 43: Human semen makes a healthy alternative to mayonnaise for tuna sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# could you name that tune?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Yes.
Its "I have a sandwich" by the sand witches.

One hit wonders.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Their follow-up single "Not just bread and butter"
charted about 44 in the Indie\Bosa Nova charts I think
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# dear lord...
mindpiss (although yours had added hummus)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Its sad really.
at least they'll be able to make money by playing the gay clubs in brighton for a few years and doing a few lads mags pin-ups before fading into obscurity
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# 10 years later the lead singer and the bassoonist
re-form the band with a new line up, release a novelty charity single which stays at number one for seemingly forever, release a greatest hits album which fails to chart, then once again fade in obscurity.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# it's the circle of life
it's the wheel of fortune
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# although they later reached number 43
with "selling sea shells"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Does that count as mindpiss?
Edit: Yep, apparently it does...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 30 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I think it does
due to the closeness of our listed chart positions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# tip 44:
rather than eating any sort of fish or seafood, punch a diseased cow around the anus until your entire fist plunges wrist-deep into the poor creature's hot slurry-filled shitter. Now lick your hands clean.

I don't like fish
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:26, archived)