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# Crab Bloke & Monkeon
you have just blown my mind.
You are genieiiii
or whatever the plural might be.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 9:12, archived)
# thanks pep
does that mean i get to grant you 3 wishes?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 9:51, archived)
# would you?
I'd like:
a crab with Pingu the penguins head on, running about,
world peace,
and a large, half fat, caffene free visigoth sarnie with mayo, ice and a slice, no dill, fullcream and pro plus on the side.
Actually, hold the mayo - and can i have it on a rice cracker?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 9:54, archived)
# OK
They'll be under your pillow when you wake up tomorrow. Talking of crabs, I haven't made any in ages. I really ought to put together a gallery of the crabs and general giffage. reckon that would be a good idea? How do you reckon I should do it if I do?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:14, archived)
# crab gallery
you could have a rock pool and when you click on a rock - a crab comes out from underneath.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:23, archived)
# Could do
but it would have to be an absolutely enormous rock pool. All the crabs are giant. They're about the size of one of those godzillas infact.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:25, archived)
# in that case
how about the big crab olympics?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:32, archived)
# you're not, like, gonna
include the scarey... like the, you know...the scarey evil...
CLOWN CRAB. Are you..? we wont have to look at it will we? Not right at it, in the eye, like?
Will under the pillow pingu crab make it go away? WILL IT?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:35, archived)
# No, sorry Pep
The under the pillow Pingu crab will not make it go away. I've been trying to get him to leave for months. He's very sinister. He keeps trying to find the hamsters and the nails, but fear not, they are still well hidden
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:45, archived)
# Woo!
the big crab olympics sounds cooool. what would be in it do you reckon? the 1500 metre scuttle? Endurance levitation?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:37, archived)
# crabs
Can they levitate then?
(etyh, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:44, archived)
# Yes
They usually choose not to when people are looking at them though. They get a bit self-conscious when they're airborne.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:46, archived)
# i think they should
all pince Wolf off of gladiators' skin and he should shake them off. The last one remaining on wolf wins.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:48, archived)
# excellent
that sounds perfect. there could be several different events: holding on to wolf from gladiators, holding on to airwolf, holding on to an actual wolf, holding on to a virginia wolf, holding on to a sperm whale made up to resemble a gigantic, ocean-going wolf.

Any other events?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:56, archived)
# Yea for giant ocean going mammals
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:04, archived)
# that marmot is just sooooooo cool
i'm thinking about doing something with your marmots as we speak, mr tea.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:08, archived)
# how about another game
where all the nice crabs get together and gang up on the evil clown crab and they fight to the death and only the clown crab dies? All to the sound of 'another one bites the dust' ala gladiators. And then we can all be happy and look at nice flowers and nothing will be as bad, ever, ever again.
And THEN bring in the disguised sperm whale as he sounds punk rock.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:11, archived)
# Good speech
Hoorah. Right I'm off home to take a good look at the Wife's hole... Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:19, archived)
# The factorial 10 jump
Its like the triple jump for two legged animals only for ten legged animals it takes way longer.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:02, archived)
# millipedes
how many hops and skips would they need? maybe that's why I've never seen a millipede doing athletics.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:09, archived)
# Quite
Maybe someone could work that out when they get a chance? They would need a hell of a big run up. What ever !300 or so time the length of a millipede is plus somebody has to judge it and make sure they do all the legs in the right order starting front to back. That has to be why we'e nevr seen this event.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:17, archived)