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# is this english?
If not, could you please translate?

Edit: I started off being nice and trying to help. You chose to ignore not only what I said, but everything everyone else has said to try to save you from pissing people off. Then you repost, knocking lordsaccharine's mc hammer off the board. You may not realise what you're doing is wrong, but it is. You wouldn't be impressed if you'd spent more than 5 minutes on a post only for it to be knocked off the board by some git posting a weak joke for the second time. Don't think that I'll be offended by people calling me a turd burglar either. I often burgle turds. They have the best wares. Just learn from your experience and don't fuck up again, then people will be nice.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 2:57, archived)
# DON'T
mention the war
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:04, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:06, archived)
# pffffhahahaha
it took me a couple of cycles to notice his beautiful body.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:08, archived)
# hmm burgling turds? good advice
i'm been offered a job mining marmite. what do you think?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:09, archived)
# mining marmite certainly has it's advantages
but if you want to really get you money's worth, I suggest you drill for cheese.

ninja: haha "miming marmite" is one of the most difficult jobs i can think of.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:12, archived)
# i'd have to leave my current job
as a packer of fudge of course
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:18, archived)
# yes, that's the beauty of turd burgling
I can bite pillows by day and still burgle the turds by night.

Edit: The origin of the word "turdburgling" (SFW)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:38, archived)
# Clicked!
Dammit!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 6:38, archived)