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# *expels engrams*
I feel so much... the same...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# The Lord Xenu comes!
neutralise your body thetans!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# *concentrates hard*
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# The Lord Xenu comes!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# that sort of thing is taken out of context so much
which is why the Scentologist struggle to be taken seriously as a real religion... which is what they are... really really real and well established and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Yep. Really real and well established
Like McDonalds and Nike and Starbucks.

*chuckles to self*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# macdonalds and starbucks don't kill people tho
well, not as quickly

^_^

allegedly

because I fear the scientology hit squads

which may or may not be a work of fiction

much like the religion

which is fiction

*grabs bigger shovel*

"yeah!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Be strong man
they can't break your will of iron
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# sometimes see the scientologists out in a nearby town
one asked me "What do you think of contemporary poetry?"

after a moment of wtf?

I replied "Mostly, I find it derivative"

he nodded and I got on with my life
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Hello you.

Where have you been hiding? A post code will suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# listen - okay
my religion has an annual turn over of fuffy bufty million squillion dollars and we have Tom Cruise on our side... what's so great about your relision eh?

Also - we're projecting major growth in Asia in the next 15 years, our head of Marketing for teh Asia/Pacific region is projecting numbers that will make it one of our most lucrative regions in almost 12 years!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# And not at all a tax dodge dreamed up by a Sci-Fi writer...
No-siree...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# a sci fi writer
who brough out a book on how to make money before he started his religion, which basically concluded that if want to make real money, start a cult
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)