All that may be coming to an end soon though
I saw an advert on telly this afternoon advertising a new JML product..
The Fire Retardant Heretic. Only £5.99!
Now with detatchable head, and swirling arms!
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:57,
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The Fire Retardant Heretic. Only £5.99!
Now with detatchable head, and swirling arms!
It's JML though.
You'll get it home to find that 'retardant' actually means 'will go up like a fucking firework'.
Though I believe that ladies in Kent have been using the swirling arms for clitoral stimulation.
Dirty Kents.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:59,
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You'll get it home to find that 'retardant' actually means 'will go up like a fucking firework'.
Though I believe that ladies in Kent have been using the swirling arms for clitoral stimulation.
Dirty Kents.
Is there
a single JML product that can't be used for that purpose?
I sense ulterior motive* to advertise exciting stimulus products to bored housewives without the TV regulatory people catching on
*like a spider sense, but not as useful
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:02,
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I sense ulterior motive* to advertise exciting stimulus products to bored housewives without the TV regulatory people catching on
*like a spider sense, but not as useful
The steam bee can't be used for said purpose,
on account of a DELIBERATELY broken vibrate function.
Also, www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/12/toothbrush_rumpus/
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:04,
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Also, www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/12/toothbrush_rumpus/