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# I Really like this Challenge...
It is Throwing out some of the best stuff 've seen in a while...

I'm running Low on Woo/yay/Hurrahs etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Whereas I have been stockpiling them,
along with guns, ammunition and canned goods.

All ready for the apocalypse. Any day now. Any day...
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Oh piss
I've been collecting matchboxes.

MATCHBOXES, DAMNIT!

What good are they against hordes of nuclear zombies?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# depends how many do you have?
If its more than several million you might stand a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# You could capture the miniature zombies,
and store them securely in the matchboxes.

Also, you could lick sulphury sustenance from the rough strip where you light the matches. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Use the friction power of the rubbing strip!
*looks at above*

I so hope that's my random quote...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# you must rub the zombies with your match box with vigor
one matchbox per zombie will be sufficient

the friction will enable a warm hotness, this hotness will make the matches burst, known scientifically as "the burst of match" or known by religious people as "inteligent bursting"

the resultant flame will cause the burning of the zombie with such a heat that one may put meat and household objects on the pointy part of a forks, and cook it for mealtime treat or simple domestic amusement (this is optional, as when being attacked by a collective noun of zombies you may not have sufficient time to adequately cook the food, however, as the zombie will be ripping out your internal organs and your other instruments food poisoning is not considered a sufficient risk to health)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# apocalypse?
that's not in my diary? Did anyone else get a meeting invite for this?

*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *Sob* Why wasn't I invited to this apocalypso?
Now I shall have to weep silently into the nothing that remains afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)