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# was running through on goal
and the 6'6, 18 stone goalkeeper came clomping towards me, in my bravery i tried to stop and avoid him, but the cunt behind me thought he'd push me face first into the keeper's elbow.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# poor bastard
have the insolent wretches liquidised
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I was ready for a fight, and if not a good argument
however, the oddness in my head meant i couldnt sit up straight for five minutes, by which point I decided not to cause a fuss.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# on the plus side
you do look a bit like someone's tried to burn a cruicifix into your forehead... so you could say you're a vampire or a demon, or even the anti-christ!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# haha
yes, i hadn't noticed that before.

I'll pretend to be Christopher Lee's son. that should get me some goth chicks. yeh!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# did you score?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# nah
a girl gave me a hug, but I wouldn't count that. ;)

after my brain had healed, i played on, and we won the tourney and i got top scorer. yay.

the other teams were really really shit.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# ouch
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)