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# Die Puny Humans
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# MORBO!
*insert random morbo quite here*

very woo thor person!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# "Kittens give Morbo gas"
"...puny human number one, puny human number two, and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon.
"Nixon: "How's the family?"
Morbo: "Numerous and belligerent."
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# puny humans!
we shall now suck out your brains with bendy straws!

(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# i like that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# ta!

*points at guards*

save this one, he can work in the slime mines of krankor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# a young andrew?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# no
needs more donut for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# the donut
could be a post-puberty thing...a secondary sexual characteristic if i recall the technical term...
(prostheses, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# "punny humans"?
you must be looking for DTH

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# not without a fight!
or some sort of non leathal competitive sport... first one to touch their nose gets to live... GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Cute
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# *gestures to guards*

bathe this one and transport her to my quarters.

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# RAWR!!!!!
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scares u back
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
hates this woman
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# woo. reminds me a little of Day of the Tentacle



Here's my bruised headface
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# what happened to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# was running through on goal
and the 6'6, 18 stone goalkeeper came clomping towards me, in my bravery i tried to stop and avoid him, but the cunt behind me thought he'd push me face first into the keeper's elbow.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# poor bastard
have the insolent wretches liquidised
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I was ready for a fight, and if not a good argument
however, the oddness in my head meant i couldnt sit up straight for five minutes, by which point I decided not to cause a fuss.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# on the plus side
you do look a bit like someone's tried to burn a cruicifix into your forehead... so you could say you're a vampire or a demon, or even the anti-christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# haha
yes, i hadn't noticed that before.

I'll pretend to be Christopher Lee's son. that should get me some goth chicks. yeh!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# did you score?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# nah
a girl gave me a hug, but I wouldn't count that. ;)

after my brain had healed, i played on, and we won the tourney and i got top scorer. yay.

the other teams were really really shit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Did somebody hurt you?
Do you want us to do them over?

*puts on boxing gloves*
*gets crate to stand on*
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# piggy back?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# yeh well
the bloke whose elbow did that is raather large. He kind of looks like a bigger version of mr T only without the chains and mohecan.

Edit: Thank you for the sentiment and feel free to beat him up, I feel I may have wrongfully dismissed you as not being up to the challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I'll give him a cupcake
Then when he is distracted, bite his kneecaps.

Never fails.

/hope your face feels better soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Haha!
I've just remembered the story!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# lol
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hypnotize!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
oddness
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Huzzah!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# woo!
and extra woo for the Andrew departure. ( not that I don't love Andrew of course )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# ta!
normal andrew service will return shortly.

in the meantime, re-runs of the entire series of big brother, 24 hours a fucking day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# What a smashing fellow
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# excellent work
Where's my pic?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# *whistles*

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)