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# Does my Torso look big in this ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:46, archived)
# sadly, no
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Yes. yes it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Awwww look at her
Being ever-so-pleased with her hip.

And a very nice hip it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Indeed
I'd say it's a rather "hip" hip.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Don't be square, man.
Don't own cattle, and other such young expressions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Oh wowser
I so dig your way with words
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Listen, you young whippersnapper
I listened to your shape song today. I GAVE YOU MY TIME.

Be nice.

(It was very enjoyable, and it got manwife to look up from Ratchet and bloody Clank, so it must have been earth shattering in his world)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:54, archived)
# haha
I do so love the internet for misunderstanding tone.

I was being nice, in a sarcastic responding like you type of way. Playing along with the joke.

And PS - I'm 32. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:55, archived)
# the internet is like a glass of water
it distorts the truth
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:57, archived)
# That matters not a jot.
No arguments or I shall have at you with a wooden ruler which I am assured has tenderly stroked the bottom of many a schoolboy.

;-) (well aware, I'm just in one of those sorts of moods)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Eeeep
Grammar school memories !

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:00, archived)
# :D It could be worse
You could haver gone to an all girls grammar school. Not as nice as would first appear. Hundreds and hundreds of hormonal, upset, shallow, vain, posh, spoilt, bitch and EXTREMELY self-satisfied young ladies.

GAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:02, archived)
# I would have loved that
We could have done a school swap

But for 10 years and lots of etc's
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:04, archived)
# One of those being
'Escuse me Mr 24 year old man, please take that ridiculous skirt off and leave this girl's school please'.

www.ahsonline.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:06, archived)
# good lord
I went to public school, I can heartily recommend it to vacant, arrogant wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:08, archived)
# My goodness
I wasn't quite that bad, I must admit. Actually I'm a complete scumbag, but growing up with the Forbes-Smythes of the home counties has left me somewhat....irreperably altered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:10, archived)
# yes but where does her belly button come into the equation?
just after the penis², right?

edit: i think we have a new sig
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Penis to the power of Z?
I could imagine that being quite uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:51, archived)
# power of 2!!
(one penis squared)
1²
1 x 1 = 1
-------= 1 penis.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Oh don't do this to me.
My mother's a mathmatitian (I know that's not spelt right) and I'm a constant disappointment to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:55, archived)
# i hate maths
today i bought that brain training game - due to my lack of maths skills, my brain age is 65!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:56, archived)
# :O That's fantastic.
You now have a cast-iron excuse for having a lovely sit down and watching bargain hunt.

With me. I love bargain hunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:00, archived)
# doesn't it break your mind
why am I still up?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Not in any way which'll affect you in later life.
Because I am up, so there is still a reason to be awake- I may do something interesting.

I am sure you're waiting with baited breath. Don't worry, you'll have at least 2 seconds warning to pay full attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:04, archived)
# *waits*
though I should really go to bed, cos I;ve been burning the candle at both ends for a number of weeks now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Sod off then.
Before I change my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:11, archived)
# right
*sods off*

ah, comfy bed

night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:13, archived)
# It may be the booze, but this made me Yarrrrrr.
her expression and pose just makes it
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Did you yarrr into a handy receptacle
or did you make it to the bathroom in time?

Don't vomit in sinks, it's guaranteed to lead to poking about, pushing things and all the sorts of activities you shouldn't be doing if you allready feel quite ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:57, archived)
# ..errmm...by 'yarrr' I meant it made me giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl..
(and no, I'm not wearing the outfit.....today)

Heheheehee
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:03, archived)
# I understand 'yarr' as vomit
I understand 'yarr' as pirate speak.

I have no idea how you could equate this noise with japanese school girls laughing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:12, archived)
# where is it?
I can barely see it love
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:49, archived)