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# *begins girly slapping*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *waits*
finished?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *adds extra slaps for luck*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# EEP!
don't concentrate on just one buttock!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *sharpens nails*
With the slapping, yes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# *undresses*
proceed
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# It slices, it dices!
It's the Trellis Mink Shredder!
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(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# mmm
a bit to the left

CHRIST! ME FUCKING ARM'S OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)