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# I watched two films at the weekend
And I can't remember the name of either.

Antonion Banderas being 'El Mariachi'.

Desperado? And....er...Desperado 2?

I don't really know why I'm posting this here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# yup
on both counts
neither as good as 'el mariachi'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# What's that?
The film they were based on?

I liked them, but that's not saying much- I like most things with Salma Hayek in.

Plus I kind of like how ridiculous they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# yes
the low-ish budget mexican-language version
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Has it got Cheech Marin in it?
Does Salma Hayek get her lallies out?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
you are a lovely nonsense . . .

I saw the new Hollywood blockbuster about the Indian tea plantations . . . I can't remember what it was called . . .

. . .


. . . but it was a PG!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooo
no scenes of brewtality?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# nah
but it gets a bit steamy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I thought that scene was . . .
pour!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# yes
I thought the tea-bagging was wholly unnecessary.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# :D
You should compere my wedding reception.

I hennaed my hair too, so I'm bright ginger again.


Oh, and my mate gave me a car (well, said I could have it when I started driving) and a signal booster for the telly! Which was lovely of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# is desperado 2 "once upon a time in mexico" or am i confused?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# It would appear so.
Johnny Depp looks well fit without eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)