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# I already want it to be the weekend.


(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# looks a tad like Father Jack when his beard is on his head
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# it'll be rubbish
it'll rain

you'll get projectile diarrhea.

/notgoingblog

and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I'm not going either
I'm from there, see. And I've been several billion times already.

The only way you'd get me there is if I was assured a tent made out of a hotel.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# kylie has that effect on me too.
and a sudden rush of blood to my
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I'm not paying to see Diana Ross
She's evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# In communist Russia
Diana Ross pays to see you
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# In Communist Russia
The Joop comes in pints.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I don't.
I think the owners of said pints would be none-too impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# bang goes my party trick then!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# It goes bang?
I'd get that checked out if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Ugh, Joop
Guy comes into the office at least once a week wearing at least a gallon of the stuff. Makes me want to puke
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# My father likes it.
But then he like Farenheit as well.

Needless to say he's not allowed to choose his own aftershave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Also insane
Those two never go well together
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# No, never.
She's horrible- so 'OMG I'M ME' and sending perfectly useful people off to go and get her her gold plated water bottle filled with special water personally blessed by Das Pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Ever seen Return to Me?
I'd give her tap water
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Nope
What happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Not funny for the telling really
Really horrible woman in a restaurant making a fuss about having to have bottled water, so the waitress goes to the sink, empties out a bottle and fills it from the tap
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *air rages*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# GAH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# That's Diana Ross?
I thought it was a drag queen.
(Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Show me the bit of the statement where you're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Yay
When I went in 1999 Michael Eavis was the first person I spoke to there. He told me the best place to camp as well.

Nice guy.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)