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# That's lovely
He's all disco!

I'm buying manwife lots of presents to do with m-theory and space physics stuff for his berfday.

How boring is my life partner?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)
# it's a hobby
and it could be worse
he could be a trainspotter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# It's a hobby, yes
That he will insist on telling me all about, all the time.

I don't tell him about poker all the time.

Bless him, I'm only pissing about. Rather physics than alcoholism.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# What's boring about space physics?
It's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# In small doses.
Not 'let's sit down the girl who just scraped physics GCSE and try and explain string theory to her'.

Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I suppose it's like anything isn't it...
Men and hobbies = boring.

I'm not allowed to talk music with my fiance. It damn near kills me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I'll do music- we can talk about music for hours
I just can't do physics, I try and I try and I try but after five minutes I'll inevitably lose interest and start wondering what time two pints is on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Two Pints?
Crikey, fair enough then...

As long as I don't talk about music TOO much it's alright - web forums are my real bore point.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I love two pints.
We have conversations that last for hours about music. Mainly involving the phrase 'Yeah, but music must be shit nowadays- Dimebag Darrell's dead and My Chemical Romance aren't...'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# get him a telescope
and put shoe polish round the eye piece.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Telescope'd be useless in Aylesbury
we can only see a few stars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Loads of ducks though!
QUACK QUACK
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)
# You'd think, wouldn't you?
We have ONE Aylesbury duck, and she spends half her time on the canal, and half in the pond outside the bacon station.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# That's a poor show
We have loads in our duck pond but they're all Mallards...

anyway...

I'll shut up about ducks now. I wish we had a bacon station - my mind is running riot trying to envisage what that could be.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# The fuzz, my dear!
We've got other kinds of ducks, but only one Aylesbury one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Ah! The cop shop...
gawd, I'm slow today :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# what about that sexy young filly across the road?
i be he could see right into her bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow* look out front windows, HSBC bank. Look out back windows, 81 year old man's back garden.
EXPLAIN YOURSELF, DIRTY PIGLET.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# oops
i'm at the other end of that back garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *poses*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# *photographs, videos and webcasts*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Mine's a biochemist
Who now does Visual Basic for fun. I think boring-ness could be a tie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear.
We should get them together so they can drone at each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)