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# I have a small collection of ties
Stolen from schoolboys I deflowered.

I want a green and black stripy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I own a number of ties
But none of them would be suitable for Mr Trellis to wear to work
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Mr wow has two ties
A black silk one, and a black silk one with the Opeth (good band) O from their logo on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I have lots of skinny ties
my favourite being an all white silk(style) one
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# That sounds nice.
My dad's got a tie with a lion on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Yeah? Well that's nothing!
My Dad's got a lion with a tie on it!


/playground blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Yeah, well my dads lying on a Thai.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Tie or child?
(Leoricx, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# If you can find me a green and black stripy child I'll have it.
I shall call him Sicky Bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Haha, there must be a rapper somewhere called Sicky B =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Yo yo yo
Where da pollen at, mofo?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# *handseats*
*pretends he understood what the Cap'n was saying*

*checks phrasebook*

Ah yes! I'm very well thank you. Yourself?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Big up yourself.
Er....southside?

Heh, I'm fine thank you. I wish the housebuying would hurry up though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I used to own some school ties
until they were stolen from me by some heartless wench

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I had a green and black stripey tie

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Do you particularly want it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# well.....
that depends doesn't it......
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Yes, I suppose.
Mainly on whether you want it.

(only kidding, you keep your lovely tie, sugar)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I think it disappeared around 1987
does that ruin my bartering position?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Somewhat, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)