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(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# St Diagonal's School for Pale Young Boys
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# well, it looks a bit like my old school tie
except mine had a double blue line
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I own two ties
One has ducks, the other had garish poker chips and dice.

I win :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I have a small collection of ties
Stolen from schoolboys I deflowered.

I want a green and black stripy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I own a number of ties
But none of them would be suitable for Mr Trellis to wear to work
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Mr wow has two ties
A black silk one, and a black silk one with the Opeth (good band) O from their logo on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I have lots of skinny ties
my favourite being an all white silk(style) one
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# That sounds nice.
My dad's got a tie with a lion on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Yeah? Well that's nothing!
My Dad's got a lion with a tie on it!


/playground blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Yeah, well my dads lying on a Thai.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Tie or child?
(Leoricx, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# If you can find me a green and black stripy child I'll have it.
I shall call him Sicky Bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Haha, there must be a rapper somewhere called Sicky B =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Yo yo yo
Where da pollen at, mofo?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# *handseats*
*pretends he understood what the Cap'n was saying*

*checks phrasebook*

Ah yes! I'm very well thank you. Yourself?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Big up yourself.
Er....southside?

Heh, I'm fine thank you. I wish the housebuying would hurry up though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I used to own some school ties
until they were stolen from me by some heartless wench

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I had a green and black stripey tie

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Do you particularly want it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# well.....
that depends doesn't it......
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Yes, I suppose.
Mainly on whether you want it.

(only kidding, you keep your lovely tie, sugar)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I think it disappeared around 1987
does that ruin my bartering position?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Somewhat, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# the only way your wardrobe can be improved is with a piano keyboard tie
and garfield socks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Insert a yellow line in the middle of the big navy ones
and you have my old school tie.

We had a squirrel on our badge too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I never had a school uniform.
This probably explains why I'm such a good-for-nothing, lawless tearaway in my adult life.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# You never had a school uniform?
Where did you go to school?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Castleford,
the arsehole of West Yorkshire.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I was born in Yorkshire.
South, I think.

My cousins live in Hallam and that's a shitehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)
# To be fair,
I have been out in Castleford once or twice without being threatened, robbed or propositioned. So it's not all bad.

Unlike Pontefract.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *shudders*
yay for West Yorkshire ( I think)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Where
is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Wallisdean Infant School
Though I suspect you were after a more highbrow answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# you had to wear a tie to infants school?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Yup.
That's not to say I actually DID wear it of course...

/rebel without a cause
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# there was a lad called Alan in my primary class
who wore a tie and we didn't even have a uniform.

It was one of those ready tied types on a rubber band
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# rubber band?
I can imagine that being very uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Awwww... bless little Alan and his rubber held tie
I bet he grew up to be an uptight wreck of a man though...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# good grief
all I remember was sitting about in jumpers knitted by my mum
blethering about with building blocks and eating custard
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# It was a short lived phase...
Too many kids ended up nearly throttling themselves on them...

Clip ons would have been much more sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Didn't you?
I did. Tie, shirt, pinafore dress, cardigan, knee socks and little t bar shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# It's not an Alan Partridge one then?
And he's hiding his Blazer Badge with his left arm?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)
# That is a positively evil grin
Love it :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I thought he was
holding a croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Haha
That's all I can see now. :o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Likewise!
Almond croissant I think, so he can keep it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I've also got the bloody Chicken Song in my head
Thanks to your sig Mrs.T.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# "What about 'is nipples?"
"Tippex!"

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Boosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)