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# If the B3ta F3t3 project
ever takes off, I demand someone do a real life one of them.
I demand it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Can I demand we have a
"Beat the Kipper" in the style of "Beat the Keeper" penalty shootout thing?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Well done,
you can do that, then.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)
# i'm gonna run a kissing booth.
was thinking about the charges last night. would the following be suitable?

kiss on cheek - 50p
kiss on lips - £1
with tongues - £2
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# extortionate!
I shall undercut you by 25%!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# this is a fundraiser you know!
= )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# ok
we'll take it in turns!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Just give 50 quid to each other
and have fun all afternoon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Good lord,
what are you suggesting?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# And then we could video it
& sell them & the proceeds go to the fund...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Yes,
That sounds good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Sounds good to me,
I did think about doing that myself, but I think a female would get more trade, even though I am fucking lovely.

Edit: Ooh, I've just taken a painkiller for my back pains and now I feel all funny.
Wajhey!, Drugs are coooolll.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# has everyone seen
the entry in pub scheduler for ideas & help offers?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# No,
I should have really.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Ooh, ooh, me, me!
runs off to garden shed to begin building one
remembers he doesn't have a shed
wonder's who's shed he's in
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)