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[challenge entry] I HATE MYSELF

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(Tom OMG, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:44, archived)
# firefox is nice
and asks me if i'd like to open what i was doing earlier.

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# its a good feature
as it seems to bomb out for me all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:46, archived)
# yesh
i swear it does actually die about twice as often as ie does
(Tom OMG, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# i always thought
Microsoft was deliberately making it fuck up all the time its so frequent
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# if you dont use ie
you cannot use any internet
(Tom OMG, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# ahahahahhaha
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ahahahh ahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha
ahahahh
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ahahahhahahahahahahhahaha aahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahh

*wipes tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# ^this!
i use ie sometimes. only because its the default, and wont go away. its not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# that's what they want you to think
http://www.litepc.com/

you just won't be able to use some windows features, and some things that have fuck all to do with web browsing insist on using ie libraries

because they are the product of twats

:D

(you may completely arse your computer using xplite, still, gotta laugh innit)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# what the hell are you doing to it?
Mine never crashes.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# its a shared computer
which means i get to blame everybody apart from me

but every time my computer is turned on i get the 'syastem has recovered form a serious error' message
(Tom OMG, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# ^thisum
in fact when I had a fudged ram stick it was the only program on the machine that didn't crash.

long live firefox!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Mine crashes all the ti
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:53, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# arf!
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# And restarts session!
tis the fwuffy bunny of browsers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# It's true, it does
But then again so does Opera. And Opera also features the "paste and go" function which is rather sweet (not quite sweet enough to convince me to convert, but not at all bad)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)
# I TOUCH MYSELF


I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# *watches*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# the vynals are the shiz
possibly the shiz-buiscuit
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# is that for
deleting the thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# I preferred the massive one :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Yeah
I liked the "STUFF I DONT WANT" folder on the desktop
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# how many people would be happy
with everyone seeing their desktop right now?
Not me!
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)
# i admit that i scanned for anything incriminating on that post
i wouldnt like people to see all the donkey porn I'm downloading right now
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# that
was due to my brother filling the whole memory card on my memory card with him trying to take MYSPACE pictures of himself.
i have told him he has three days until those jpegs are recycled.
(Tom OMG, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Thats way too civilised :)
just get rid of them
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# well
i am also stealing all his money
(Tom OMG, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:53, archived)
# I take it back then
its fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# but twas barely
legible
(Tom OMG, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Me too
I like looking at other peoples desktops!
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# I have it in my history and will use it as evidence against him...
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# KILL
the unbeliever!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Kid Pix Deluxe 3?
...
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:34, archived)