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# GAH
The idea of being inhabited by a parasitic life form feeding off your blood supply before forcing its way through one of my favourite parts of myself thus rendering it utterly useless for anything other than polishing laminate floors does not appeal.

And that is one luxurious happy trail.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)
# I'm am a man
I blank out the meaning and only see nice preggy belly
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:30, archived)
# BUT IT HAS HANDS PUSHING THROUGH IT
That is NOT a "nice preggy belly"!!! *hides in a corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:31, archived)
# yeah
that dude is totally pregnant
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:31, archived)
# what? I thought it was a woman has very
small hands and look really dainty
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:33, archived)
# That much hair on a woman's belly kind of puts me off
A little trail of downy fluff is cute, but that stuff's almost pubic
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:36, archived)
# true, true
I prefer a nice little line of fluff
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:37, archived)
# eh...
I'm just looking at the happy trail
and the penis
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:26, archived)
# Ooh, it would be like pissing out a pillow.
But don't you worry about THIS?
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(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:31, archived)
# Oh god
I'm never swallowing again
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:32, archived)
# I could keep reposting worrying pictures of babies all night
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:34, archived)
# And I will
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(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:34, archived)
# that scared the shit out of me first time i saw it.



it gave me the wormfingers flashback for some reason.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:38, archived)
# I can only hope to aspire to such levels
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Please don't
PLease, please...

The only thing that scares me more than babies is clowns and that thing people do when they peer rounds doors like a sideways Chad, then slide up and down. For some reason that nearly gives me a panic attack just thinking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:35, archived)
# oh, I can do clowns too
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(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:36, archived)
# YOU HATE SPAZZCAT
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:38, archived)
# I hate everyone
because I can't afford to give you your £5
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:40, archived)
# ahhhahhahahh!
 
That is fucking GLORIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:03, archived)