
My phobia of impregnation just got so VERY much worse
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:23,
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The idea of being inhabited by a parasitic life form feeding off your blood supply before forcing its way through one of my favourite parts of myself thus rendering it utterly useless for anything other than polishing laminate floors does not appeal.
And that is one luxurious happy trail.
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:28,
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And that is one luxurious happy trail.

I blank out the meaning and only see nice preggy belly
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:30,
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That is NOT a "nice preggy belly"!!! *hides in a corner*
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:31,
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small hands and look really dainty
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:33,
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A little trail of downy fluff is cute, but that stuff's almost pubic
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:36,
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it gave me the wormfingers flashback for some reason.

PLease, please...
The only thing that scares me more than babies is clowns and that thing people do when they peer rounds doors like a sideways Chad, then slide up and down. For some reason that nearly gives me a panic attack just thinking about it.
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:35,
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The only thing that scares me more than babies is clowns and that thing people do when they peer rounds doors like a sideways Chad, then slide up and down. For some reason that nearly gives me a panic attack just thinking about it.

or black people, depends on your choice of interpretation
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:35,
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Bet you love your WHITE Christmasses don't you
BIGOT! RACIST! XENOPHOBE! RABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLE
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:00,
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BIGOT! RACIST! XENOPHOBE! RABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLE

for creating that which should never be seen.
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:28,
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