
i've been told that it's the sauce that makes one fat and not the sausage
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:47,
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Where's me tablets
Edit: 2 minutes later - IT WORKS!
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:58,
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Edit: 2 minutes later - IT WORKS!

I have heard it does wonders for the complexion though, Honest!)
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:08,
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a cab and then I said call an ambulance and you called me a name and I called you from a mountain top but you didn't hear it cause you were calling your sister who was called carly,carly called corrine who was going to call on caroline who called paul who called cloe to say that clive was going to call conny about cloning her clitoris
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:59,
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I love my friends, and they love me, We're just as close as we can be. And just because we really care, Whatever we get, we share! I got it from Agnes, She got it from Jim. We all agree it must have been Louise who gave it to him. She got it from Harry, Who got it from Marie, And everybody knows that Marie Got it from me. Giles got it from Daphne, She got it from Joan, Who picked it up in County Cork, A-kissin' the Blarney Stone. Pierre gave it to Sheila, Who must have brought it there. He got it from Francois and Jacques, Haha, Lucky Pierre! Max got it from Edith, Who gets it every spring. She got it from her Daddy, Who just gives her everything. She then gave it to Daniel, Whose spaniel has it now. Our dentist even got it, And we're still wondering how. Ah, but I got it from Agnes, Or maybe it was Sue, Or Millie or Billie or Gillie or Willie, It doesn't matter who. It might have been at the club, Or at the pub, or in the loo, And if you will be my friend, Then I might...(Mind you, I said "might")... Give it to you!
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:03,
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I was even gonna get some better software this year.. AND IT'S FUCKING JUNE ALREADY.
I ARE FAIL.

Oh well.
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:13,
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It can make your unborn child blind, much fun to be had making the little bastards walk into walls
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Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:05,
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