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# I used to always get lime flavour when I was a kid
but I think it was just because I really liked lions and I didn't know the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:01, archived)
# lion and tiger flavour sweets, what an awesome idea!
although they'd have to be some magical flavour not jellied meat.

The tiger could be lucozade flavour, and the lion a kind of butterscotch. mmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Butterscotch jelly? O_o
I can imagine that being somewhat horrid. Like when my rich school mates told me you could get chocolate flavouring for the soda stream.

Chocolate water, I ask you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)
# chocolate water??
*strains*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)
# You're such a FOOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)
# someone told me this at the weekend
I'm beginning to suspect it might be true
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:07, archived)
# It most definitely is.
Plus you look like a fitter version of another fool I know. You lovely young blonde things, I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)
# eh?
I'm not blonde - I'm grey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Sorry, it's hard to tell, my monitor's a bit yellowy today.
I wonder what that means?

Didn't mean to offend- you may beat me if you so desire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)
# hee
no offence taken - my missus's mum thought I'd had it highlighted

so I beat her to a pulp*



*may contain element of lie
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)
# I made fizzy chocolate milk once with a friend's soda stream.
We thought we were on to a fantastic idea. Until we tried drinking it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I can imagine it tasted alright
but confused you mightily.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)
# No it did not taste alright.
We'd be millionaires by now if it did.

We both vomited without actually swallowing any, it was that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)
# this is making me rethink my idea for chocolate Lemsip
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:11, archived)
# My idea for beer with multivitamins in it got rejected
Apparently it's irresponsible to make people think they're being healthy by consuming alcohol.

Also it could be really dangerous if people drank too many.

FUCKING PARTY POOPERS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Baked beans would probably do that to me
if I allowed them in the same room as me.

As it stands, I just get a bit breathless and shaky. Like at the moment, just talking about them, I can feel myself getting het up.

Fucking ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:11, archived)
# you hate the beans too?
i'm not alone!!!!


*weeps quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)
# you pair of freaks
beans are the kings amongst the other peasants of foodstuffs

plus, i read an accurate scientific research report once which concluded that people who hate beans are indeed gay.. 100% fact
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 9:07, archived)
# no, lions would be toffees
makes a nice contrast

I want to see this happen!
Rowntrees are you listening?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Right, so not jelly like the babies then.
That's ok.

I allow you to proceed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Then they could branch out and make licorice panthers and taurine cheetahs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Taurine cheetahs!
I like that idea. 'Mixed fruit' flavour please!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:10, archived)
# That one would be "sack full of angry cats".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# surely Lion bar flavour?
best bars ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)
# starbar FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)
# TWO WORDS: Toffee-apples.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:11, archived)
# TWO OTHER WORDS: forensic science
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Those are some pretty sweet words right there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)
# ooooooooohhhhhh yeaahhhhh...
*grinds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# and not full of gelatin as well.

i would expect.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Are you kidding?
Feeding gelatin to vegetarians is one of my favourite pastimes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)