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# JESUS CHRIST!
Dear Sir/Whom it may concern

I would like to direct your attention towards the previous image, which clearly shows a talking raspberry. This is freaking me out to no end,
and I cannot stand to witness such talking fruit any more. Henceforth, I must go now and make a cup of tea to steady my nerves. Would you like one?

Yours Faithfully,
    The Neville
          
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# No need thanks.
I've got a mug of Darjeeling right in front of my facemouth.
Don't let the raspberry disturb you. It has no legs, and therefore can only spit angrily at you (unless you go too close, in which case it'll have your eye out).
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# someone tell Blic Neware that The Neville's nicked his signature
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# No, silly billy!
That's my real name.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# *adds to database*
*sells to Home Office for £5bn*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)